Not that kind, you ******* perverts.
I was in Morrisons getting some shopping the other day when I paused at the cat food aisle. I’m trying to get KK onto dry food as it’s apparently cheaper (my arse – it’s twice the price of canned stuff), so I was stood staring for a while.
Up walks (well, hobbles) a little old lady. “Have you got a fussy pussy, too?”
Oh dear. It was one of those moments that had I had a mouthful of drink it’d have gone everywhere. I managed to engage her in polite conversation without making any reference to Mrs Slocombe, or slappers.
You should be proud.
On the subject of cats, Ed’s having his bollocks whipped off next week. Shh. Don’t tell him.
Caz, if you’re going to take the cats in be sure you can look after them. Remember there will be times when you’re not in, or away for a day or so. They’ll need fed and stuff.
I’m *not* putting you off – just asking you to be 100% sure you can cope with them.
I think I might be getting 2 cats. They’re in need of a home and now I have the house I thought it was a good thing to do as well as the fact they’ll keep me company!!
But from looking round morrisons at the weekend dry food is cheaper….also they dont do kitten food!! I’m not sure if the 2 cats that i might get will be on adult food yet as they’re 11 months old!
Old ladies can get away with so much….. and hate to use it, but all I can think of are the “YOUNG MAN!!” sketches…. :-s lol
They’ve lived, loved and turned heads in their time…. now all they have is the humiliation of the younger generation……..
We could learn so much…. such innocence…
Pussy… Vice like grip… Nnng…
Must… resist… joke reflex…
I think you should develop sympathy pains for the poor cat who is being denuded of his manhood.
still, little old ladies are great for saying stuff like that.
hmm, i did misread this the first time round, I thought it said Furry pussy – that would have been shudderingly bad to come from the lips of an old lady.
but –
have you considered that she may well have been a rude & cheekily minded old lady (such as I fully intend to be) and says those sorts of things on a regular basis to random young men in catfood aisles just to see what sort of responses she gets – that she can then cackle over with her chums over a bottle or two of sherry…
they’re laughing at you RIGHT NOW!!
I have already told you, the vice like grip of velcro would mean he is reading your posts!!!
Aren’t old ladies great??? I aplaud you for your gentlemanly skills… lol
(I’d have loved to have been there)