I am an ungrateful bastard
One of our customers gave us a whacking big tin of Celebrations yesterday as a “thank you”. The selfish, *******. It’s sat next to my desk (there’s a spare desk next to mine) and I think I’ve eaten half of them.
I’ve hardly touched chocolate for a month and now I’ve eaten more in two days than I used to eat in a week. Gah!
Pussy revenge
I think Ed’s sussed that I’m having his knackers whipped off. I was having a slash earlier today when I felt a sharp pain in the back of my right leg. I jerked away, squealed like a girl and shot a stream of piss down my left trouser leg.
It was Ed, stretching and treating my lower limbs like a scratching post.
On top of this, he now chews my toes and ankles if I walk around barefoot. There is no ******* way I’m going to traverse the house bollock naked at the moment. Too much temptation for a vindictive kitty.
Message for Damo
Fella, get in touch with Colin/CABD (linked on my blog). I went to school with him, he also now lives in Cambridge and he’s one smart bastard. He could be the secret weapon you need…
I’d have left a comment on your blog, but you’ve got comments set to “team members only”.
Jay – I think you may have done some time ago, but in all honesty I can’t remember! I am a crap host. I’ll check your blog out later when I’m not at work.
People always leave cake / sweets / chocolates quite near my desk. And I just can’t help chomping my way through the lot until it’s all gone…. Even if I don’t really like whatever it is. – (See my post – SLIGHTLY HORRIBLE.)
So much so that I’ve become known as the company dustbin, and before anybody throws any food away – It’s always offered to me first!
PS – Did I leave a message saying how much I enhjoyed your BLog,a nd that I was logging it inmy favourites to visit regularly? – I did somewhere, then forgot to tag the Blog….PAH
I told you so!!!!!! HE CAN READ lol š
*now as smug as anything ;)*
Let us know how the knacker knobbling goes….. thats if you’re still alive by the time the procedure is done..
Damo – overfeeding of Ed wouldn’t be difficult as he’ll keep on eating. However, he just doesn’t gain weight. KK, on the other hand, is off her food at times – usually as soon as she sees Ed nicking stuff from her bowl.
Echo – Ed was chewing my fingers this morning when I woke up. I need sticky plasters. I will, of course, spoil him rotten when he gets back. I did with KK when she had her second hysterectomy…
Thanks Mosh, last night was a success and i didn’t need to keep planning the demise of the perennialy winning team.
East way to stop cats chewing at you – overfeed them till they come massively fat and then can’t move.
Never underestimate the ability of a cat to “know” something is up. If you think he’s getting an attitude now, just wait . . .
Suggest you have peace offerings available – it might lessen his wrath !
* Offers to send bandages and medicine from across the pond *