For those who get arsey when I don’t make a post every day on a regular basis, this one’s all down to you. Everyone else – blame them. First thing that came to mind…
Don’t you hate it when, after you’ve been picking your arse intensely and your finger’s all covered in that invisible reeking stench, you forget and pick your nose and you just can’t get rid of the smell, no matter how much you scratch and snort Draino?
See? Their fault.
