Image via WikipediaI did a pornshoot today. By which I mean I downloaded a load of porn and shot my wad looking at it. If that’s not a pornshoot I don’t know what is.
Again, sorry for not posting a lot recently. Excessive travelling, hectic schedules and being a lazy **** all factor into the equation. I’ve also got a teeny hangover from a cold I had around a week ago. To whit: one nostril which keeps dribbling. I swear I’ve swallowed half my bodyweight in bogies in the last week.
Yeah, I know. I should be blowing it into a bag and sending it to Ethiopia.
Hey, and how come if you blow into a hanky and put it back into your pocket the Chinese look at you in disgust? These ******* hack their guts up for minutes at a time and blow phlegm out into pots in the street. Well, not in Beijing any more. The government took all the pots away and started trying to fine random gobbers in an attempt to clean the place up before the Olympics.
Result? A few bob in the coffers and a shoe/snot problem every bit as bad as the shoe/chewing gum problem in the UK.
Mind, this is the same government that decided to try and reduce air pollution by banning huge amounts of traffic from the city ahead of the games. Nice idea, but banning it 2 weeks ahead of time is like trying to clear up Chernobyl with a vaginal sponge.
This is what you get for insisting on a random post when I’ve not had a chance to check the news recently. At least I’ve left Bangkok so I can’t run up to Bush and kick him in the head. Bastard.
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LOL, nearly spilt my tea when I read the first paragraph. If that was an olympic event, maybe GB could add to their target of 41 medals this year…
Strange you should spill tea when I’m talking about spilling seed (see, I do know the Bible).
And the GB are targeting 41 medals? Who’s? What are we doing? Sending in the SAS to steal them?
haha Mosher! You are gross. In a hilariously good way. 🙂
You’re in VN yet? or still floating about?
Hmm the spitting thing in China. It’s just eww! But then again it’s just a cultural thing innit? as you may already know, in VN it’s totally fine to burp, but yawning without covering your mouth in front of people is rude. My dear folks had such a hard time when here to visit us in Aus, they went “But what do we do when we need to burp?” Good question.
Thanks, Amy – I try my best! I’m in Malaysia now – left VN about 10 days ago. All details of that are on my other blog (www.moshtour.me.uk). I’m planning to head back there in a couple of months, though.
Frankly, I just burp but that’s just me. At least you don’t spread disease by burping, whereas spitting’s a great way to transmit a lot of nasty things. Have to let me know where in Oz you are as I’ll be heading there after Malaysia (and perhaps Indonesia).