Interesting Olympic fact

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I read this at the temporary Olympics exhibition at the Sabah Museum in Kota Kinabalu this afternoon: The International Olympic Committee regard the Olympics as a collection of individual and team events. Countries do not come into it except to differentiate the competitors.

That is, they maintain no records based on the number of medals won by different countries. Seems like those facts only matter to the TV companies, newspapers and America as a whole.

And I’m not just saying that because we’re beating them. Honest.

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Fairer medal tables

The BBC have an interesting article on the Olympics, providing several different medal tables based on a variety of factors. The “official” table is, I think, somewhat cock-eyed as related to the position of teams. The Americans, having to be the best at everything as they’re about the most insecure nation on Earth, have based their tables on number of medals won, regardless of the metal they’re made of.

Of course, this puts them top. But completely disregards the fact that it’s the same as saying that every team in the quarter finals of the World Cup is as good as the others. Which is, let’s face it, horse-****. Not that it’ll bother the screaming success-mongers on Fox and CNN who’ll bend any fact to make their country better than anyone else’s.

Of the ones the Beeb have produced, I prefer the one that’s similar to our football league tables – different “points” for each medal, and position based on the overall score. Yes, it means we drop a spot in the table (Russia overtakes us, or did when they worked out the figures) but I just think it’s fairer.

The ones based on population and GDP have some relevance, but overall are pretty meaningless. A poor country could spend a large proportion of its money on sports development, while a rich one could spend only a little. Likewise, you could have an enormous population but 99% could live in poverty thus making them unlikely to produce Olympic-standard athletes.

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What a game of football

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Well, that was entertaining. 90 minutes of hard-fought action, hardly a foul committed, no play-acting, solid refereeing. Then 30 minutes of back-and-forth extra time as tactics and weary legs both made their effects felt. A single goal separating a team from a nation with a huge footballing history from a nation which treats it as a second-class sport for girls.

Apt, really, as it was the Olympic Women’s Football final. The United States squeaking through to win gold against Brazil. Excitement, pressure, end-to-end play and very little cheating – if any. You know what? It was better than most Premiership or other men’s football games I’ve watched for some time.

And the American goalkeeper, Hope Solo, is a hottie.

I hear Arsenal‘s boob-blessed starting eleven have a good history. I wonder if Newcastle have a women’s team? And no jokes about our new defender’s somewhat bouffant hairstyle. Or ex-players nicknames “Mary Poppins“.

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Pornshoot

Official logo of the 2008 Summer Olympic GamesImage via Wikipedia

I did a pornshoot today. By which I mean I downloaded a load of porn and shot my wad looking at it. If that’s not a pornshoot I don’t know what is.

Again, sorry for not posting a lot recently. Excessive travelling, hectic schedules and being a lazy **** all factor into the equation. I’ve also got a teeny hangover from a cold I had around a week ago. To whit: one nostril which keeps dribbling. I swear I’ve swallowed half my bodyweight in bogies in the last week.

Yeah, I know. I should be blowing it into a bag and sending it to Ethiopia.

Hey, and how come if you blow into a hanky and put it back into your pocket the Chinese look at you in disgust? These ******* hack their guts up for minutes at a time and blow phlegm out into pots in the street. Well, not in Beijing any more. The government took all the pots away and started trying to fine random gobbers in an attempt to clean the place up before the Olympics.

Result? A few bob in the coffers and a shoe/snot problem every bit as bad as the shoe/chewing gum problem in the UK.

Mind, this is the same government that decided to try and reduce air pollution by banning huge amounts of traffic from the city ahead of the games. Nice idea, but banning it 2 weeks ahead of time is like trying to clear up Chernobyl with a vaginal sponge.

This is what you get for insisting on a random post when I’ve not had a chance to check the news recently. At least I’ve left Bangkok so I can’t run up to Bush and kick him in the head. Bastard.

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