Best places to fart

Example of flatulence humor
*parp*

Yeah, one of those posts again. My mind had time to wander the other day and I reckoned in recent history the best place I’ve farted was in the shower just after I’d soaped up the old back passage for supreme cleanliness.

The reason this wins is the awesome Donald Duck-esque *QUACK* that erupts with little or no effort required as far as muscle control goes. Oh, and if you follow through you’re in just the right place to clean up.

I do think a small elevator full of nuns would be a superb place to release an SBD though.

Where’s the best place you’ve ever farted?

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leah

had to be in the swimming pool… thought id got away with it then the bubbles appears out of the top of my swim suit!

If it had been in the jaccuzzi all would have been fine. 🙂

Damo

Top of a mountain – the sound echoed for miles

weenie

You are just too grim! LOL!

weenie

I might have to pass on that one!