Best places to fart

Example of flatulence humor

Yeah, one of those posts again. My mind had time to wander the other day and I reckoned in recent history the best place I’ve farted was in the shower just after I’d soaped up the old back passage for supreme cleanliness.

The reason this wins is the awesome Donald Duck-esque *QUACK* that erupts with little or no effort required as far as muscle control goes. Oh, and if you follow through you’re in just the right place to clean up.

I do think a small elevator full of nuns would be a superb place to release an SBD though.

Where’s the best place you’ve ever farted?

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