Another random question meme

I got this one by email from Viv. As ever, feel free to put your answers in the comments, or put them on your blog and pop a link down there.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE: In a roundabout way. My dad’s “Robert John”, my grandad “John Robert”. In effect I’m therefore names after my grandad, but with the Gaelic spelling of John.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: Wet eyes, very recently watching parents with their children at a street parade. I am so broody it’s ridiculous. Actual proper crying was some time ago and relating to things I blogged about a lot at the time and would rather move on from.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING: To paraphrase my old report cards “could be better”. It’s lousy now I type all the time instead.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT: If you’re as specific as “lunch” then it’d be ham.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS: Not yet.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU:  Depends. Would I buy me a drink?
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT:  Well, duh. Does the Pope **** on bears?

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS: Yes
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP: Parachute? Yes. Bungee? No.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF: Yes
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG: In some ways. Not in others. Depends on your point of view. Some would say “strong”, others “stubborn”.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH: Nope
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Sorbet, if that classes as ice cream

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE: I really don’t know. I just get an overall impression. It does depend a lot on the person. Could be their figure, their hair, their smell (good or bad…)

RED OR PINK: Red
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF: That I’m not a dad yet
WHO or WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST: Friends from back home while I’m traveling
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU: If they can be arsed
WHAT COLOUR TROUSERS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING: Green and none, in that order
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING U ATE: Rhubarb and apple crumble with custard and cream

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: System of a Down – random play MP3s
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE: Purpley-pink
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL: Kind of hard to pick just one
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Not sure. Shelly, I think, when I was in Melbourne

DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Like her? Love her to bits – she’s a very special person indeed
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH: Football. There are other sports?

EYE COLOUR: Brown
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: Not any more
FAVORITE FOOD: Beans on toast, amongst other things
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS: Neither – I like the ones with unhappy endings, simply because they’re different. Take Se7en as an example. Or Fight Club.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Watchmen on IMAX in Melbourne
WHAT COLOUR TOP ARE YOU WEARING: Black and white. Striped. Of course.
HUGS OR KISSES: I’m greedy. Both. With tongues and groping and everything
FAVORITE DESSERT: My mum’s chocolate cake, though I’ve not had it in years

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Dunno, don’t care

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Ditto

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW: Q Clearance by Peter Benchley

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE : Don’t have one
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT: TV? What’s that?

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES: Beatles
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME: Figure it out for yourself: Travel Blog (although probably Oz)

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT: Being awesome. Seriously? I have a very good sense of direction
WHERE WERE YOU BORN: Gateshead

WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING: Meh. Whoever