Holy drumming hell!

Vectorized drum kit picture

The guy in the following video is cool as **** for two reasons:

1) He’s made his own drum kit for Guitar Hero III

2) He’s ******* awesome at it as well.

I tried this track on “easy” at Andy‘s some time ago (it’s DragonForce‘s Through The Fire and Flames) and it’s hard as nails. Seriously. No normal human being should be able to play this. Even using the actual controller sold with the game. Never mind a cardboard box stuffed with switches and coated in coloured stickers.

He’s not absolutely perfect – you can hear him start to miss notes around the 6-minute mark (it’s a long song) but who can blame him? Simply ******* awesome.

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Are you a member of the BNP?

Or, more accurately, were you two years ago?

Then I know where you live(d). As, potentially, does every person in the UK. Including those who’ve been bullied, intimidated, threatened and physically harmed by you and those underage ***** in Combat 18. And now you’re asking for police protection? Suck my cock you racist ********. I hope you all burn in hell once your homes have been fire-bombed.

As for those of you who bought a family membership and included your children in your blilnkered views… you make me sick.

Anyone want the list so they can find out who near them is a pathetic, small-penised, scared, reprehensible piece of **** on the sole of humanity? Take your pick: text format, spreadsheet, SQL data. The BNP‘s membership list from 2 years ago. I don’t give a **** if anyone on it gets hate mail. They ******* deserve it.

*****. The lot of them.

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Confused

Wigan Athletic crest

Has someone introduced new rules into football regarding tackles and the validity of playing the ball? I ask as I thought it was just us being the victims of bad refereeing recently, but after watching the sending-off of Wigan‘s Emmerson Boyce against Newcastle at the weekend I’m questioning that.

The drop to 10 men kind of helped us – we’d been somewhat flat beforehand – but no way should Wigan have had a man sent off. It’s probably no consolation, but look at what happened to Habib Beye the other week, and Coloccini’s yellow against Fulham was a work of fiction as well.

Two great goals in the game, though – Wigan’s first and Martins’ for us. Both pearlers. Still, at home against Wigan, one point still isn’t enough. JFK is doing OK for us, but we still need more. I’m for giving the guy a bit of leeway and, unless we’re going to get Keegan back as the result of a takeover, I’d say we should stick with him. If nothing else, he deserves it for having the balls to give the job a go when nobody else would take it.

Next up – Chelsea away. Oh, bugger.

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Whisky-cam

Johnnie Walker

I have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label on my desk. I more or less live in this office so it makes more sense than keeping it in the apartment I share. I was thinking of having a picture per day of the level in the bottle so you could judge my mood… but I don’t have a camera with me.

So you’ll just have to take my word for it. It went down quite a bit this evening.

Thankfully for celebratory reasons.

Geek warning: I don’t know PHP. I don’t “code”. It’s the one thing I don’t do. I hack away at other people’s script, and adapt and change it but I don’t code from scratch. We have an ap I set up last year using some script from the amazingly wonderful resource at Maian Script World. I hacked and cobbled and messed with it (with some help from the original author who was incredibly helpful) and we got something that kinda did what we wanted.

Then this season I found they wanted more.

So I hacked and cobbled and messed and now i have a very happy catering manager. I fear I may be H-C-M’ing a bit more to put the final touch on it before I depart in December.

The downside? We have a web-ap supplied by another company. Apparently they quoted £10k for this functionality online. I’ve given it to the company as part if my incredibly low monthly pay-packet.

Arse.

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Handy cooking tip

I’ve found one problem here is that they use real butter and it’s stored in a walk-in fridge. As such, when I come to use it to make a sandwich, it’s rock solid. I can barely chip a bit off let alone spread it on a soft baguette.

The simple solution is to whack it with a mallet and pop some onto a plate (without the tin wrapping), then nuke it in the microwave. The trick is to ensure you don’t leave it in there too long.

Ten seconds is too long. I wish I could show you pictures, but I’m cameraless right now. Suffice to say I was pouring it on my bread rather than spreading it. One extreme to the other. With experimentation I may get it right, but I fear it’s more than just a timing thing.

See, microwaves cook from the inside out as we all know. So the butter looks (and indeed is) fine on the outside while the interior turns into a superheated molten core. This heat is transferred out, and the whole thing made much worse when you poke your knife into it. The flesh-burning interior spills out and lands on the still-solid “crust” causing it to also melt.

If you don’t leave it long enough (1-2 seconds), then the inside has just gone soft and doesn’t even have a hope of affecting the outer layers – which are still like clay anyway. Given the variables, such as oven efficiency; original temperature of butter; oven wattage; chemical make-up of the patty and so forth, I don’t think there’s any simple method of calculating the ideal thaw time.

Mind, it’s fun just melting it.

Oh, and yes. I’m very, very, very busy working here…

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