The magic of the internet

Football League Cup

If not “magic” then certainly “weirdness”. I’d left the puppycam running all day when I sat down to do the usual “hit refresh and see what’s happened” tactic of football viewing I’m often stuck with here. Thanks to the BBC and their amusing coverage for that, but it’s not the same as watching on telly.

However, bizarrely, the puppies had metamorphosed into a Spurs v Liverpool game standing at 2-0. No, wait. 3-0. I mentioned this to Leah who checked… and got the puppies. I posted the link as a comment on a football site – everyone else was getting puppies. I was getting the Carling Cup tie.

Once the game finished, I did a refresh on the link. Puppies reappeared (aaaaaaw).

How weird is that?

Oh, and the mackems got knocked out. Thank you, Blackburn!

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Let’s get some happy on here

OK, a couple of posts to (hopefully) raise a smile – just as the avalance warning AWOOGAHs outside nigh on the stroke of midnight.

First off, a massive dose of “aaaaaaw, cute!” with this link to a live video feed of some puppies in a basket. I defy you not to keep it open in a spare tab and keep flicking back to it during the day. Awesome.

Secondly, you have to check out Ten Masked Men. A bunch of lunatics in masks who have so far released four cover albums of popular beat combo covers done in a death metal stylee. Best of all, they’re English which automatically makes them better even than Deicide. If slightly less mad than Glen Benton.

Any band which can describe themselves as follows on their myspace page has to have a sense of humour. I’ll leave you with that and a top notch video.

A crack death metal unit was sent to the underground by a musical court for a crime they probably did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security recording studio to the London Underground (fuckin tubes!). Today, still wanted by the musical government, they survive as soldiers of metal tributes. If you know a crap song, and no-one else has covered it, and you can find them, maybe you can hire, Ten Masked Men.

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Respect must be earned

English football (soccer) referee :en:Howard Webb

The news sites (remember the days when it was “papers”?) are full of recent reports of football referees being criticised by players and – in particular – managers. At the start of the season, the FA launched a campaign called “Respect” in a bid to get managers to talk nicely to the chaps in green/black/whatever. I’m not sure of the details, but it likely consisted of a list of big fines one could receive for saying anything nasty to or about them.

Now I’ll first of all side with the refs. I know they have a difficult job. I can only imagine how hard it is to keep up with the flow of play in a professional game, and have a view of everything that happens. I completely understand that mistakes will happen.

And yet I’ll be amongst the first to scream abuse at the TV screen when one of the blind ******** mistakes an obviously fair challenge for a foul and waves a card. Or misses a blatant shirt-pull and lets someone off who he shouldn’t. Or fails to send Roy Keane immediately out of the stadium for being a ****.

The thing is,  like everyone else, referees will sometimes have a shitter. Unlike everyone else, the people who they screw over aren’t allowed to comment on this. The only people who can criticise referees are the public (as if the FA cares), the press (who write anything to sell to their target market) and the FA themselves (who never seem to do anything about anything if they can avoid it).

Players can’t do it. Managers can’t do it. And these are the people who’s careers can be affected by results. Why shouldn’t Joe Kinnear call Martin Atkinson a “Mickey Mouse” referee? Atkinson was very poor on Sunday and I feel cost us two points with two bad decisions. He doesn’t hold a candle to Rob Styles, muppet of the first order, who at least apologised for being a **** and rescinded a red card that should never have been. Do we get our two points back that we should have won, though? Do we ****.

If a player has a bad day, does the PFA insist that managers aren’t allowed to utter a word against them? Nope. So why are referees protected? You have a bad game, expect criticism. You have a good one, expect praise. Have many good ones, and earn respect.

(P.S. Howard Webb used above for illustrative purposes only – he’s no worse than the rest of them. OK, maybe a bit worse)

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Remembrance Day question

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I always try to maintain the 2-minute silence on Remembrance Day (November 11th) rather than on the Sunday nearest it. Thing is, I’m in France and I have a question if anyone can answer it – should the silence be at 11:00 GMT (midday here) or at 11:00 local time?

Some interesting browsing through Wikipedia informs me that the armistice document was agreed at 5am on the 11th November, 1911 – to come into effect at 11am Paris time. However, this is further clarified as being GMT. Which begs a further question – was Paris using GMT back in the early 20th century rather than European time (1 hour ahead)?

See, this is why I love the internet. There’s just so much information out there. Spending a half hour browsing through Answers.com and Wikipedia can make you realise how much more stuff there is to know about.

But anyway – 11:00 local time on Tuesday? Or midday so I’m the same as back home? Or, really, does it not make any difference. After all, it’s the thought that counts.

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Videogame Metal?!

Genius. Pure genius.

I just found a new website called “moshable.com“. With a name like that I just had to check it out. It’s a community site based on music and primarily for unsigned and independent acts. Most of them are rock/metal of some genre or other, but there’s a bit more in there too.

I was having a little browse when I spotted an act called Powerglove who do “video game metal”. One listen to their thrashing version of the Tetris theme and I was hooked. The outfits from their live shows look awesome, too. Imagine something like GWAR but with all the kit related to computer games.

You can check out their various pages through the following links:

I’m currently building a Wikipedia page for them. I am that sad.

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