Joys of Parenthood: number 73 in an ongoing series in no particular order

Trying to remove dangling, dried bogies from a baby’s nose while she sleeps is like real-life Operation. One slip of the fingers/tweezers and you risk waking her up. And believe me, that screaming is a whole lot scarier than a buzzer.

Joys of Parenthood: number 27 in an ongoing series

“Daddy?”
“Yes, Little Mister?”
“Pull my finger.”
“Oooookaaaay…”
*parp*
“I pumped! High five, daddy!”

Bless, it’s the first time he’s got the finger pull followed by fart in the right order.