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Are you a member of the BNP?

Or, more accurately, were you two years ago?

Then I know where you live(d). As, potentially, does every person in the UK. Including those who’ve been bullied, intimidated, threatened and physically harmed by you and those underage ***** in Combat 18. And now you’re asking for police protection? Suck my cock you racist ********. I hope you all burn in hell once your homes have been fire-bombed.

As for those of you who bought a family membership and included your children in your blilnkered views… you make me sick.

Anyone want the list so they can find out who near them is a pathetic, small-penised, scared, reprehensible piece of **** on the sole of humanity? Take your pick: text format, spreadsheet, SQL data. The BNP‘s membership list from 2 years ago. I don’t give a **** if anyone on it gets hate mail. They ******* deserve it.

*****. The lot of them.

Good news and good parody

With every bit of news, there’s a flip-side. Thank **** that I’m not in the depths of depression I was four years ago when that **** Bush got another four years. Thank you, thank you the people of America (well, most of you) for voting for change. In fact, for many, voting for a change. Biggest turn out in a gajillion years, it seems.

You have to wonder how things had to get so bad for there to be such a turnout. Or was it simply that the person running against what was effectively Bush Mark 3 (and a psychotic headcase from Alaska) was just so different compared to previous nominees? Young, intelligent, not afraid to rail against the current system and – oh, yes – coloured.

Note, not black. He’s of “mixed race/parentage” yet of course he’ll be billed as being black. Why? Surely he’s half black and half white. As someone mentioned on their blog (sorry – Ive read so many today, I forgot who), how can you decide he’s black? If he had one great great great great great grandparent who was coloured and the rest of his family were all white would that still make him black? Where’s the dividing line? 25%? 12.5%?

And then there’s the simple fact of relevance. As a personal opinion, had I been a US citizen this past week he’d have had my vote regardless of whether he’d been black, white, short, tall, male, female or anywhere in between – as long as his personality and policies were the same. Sad thing is, there will be people who voted either for or against him based purely on his skin colour.

Anyway, it’s a happy time. The Bush ****-up will shortly be at an end (unless he opts to use the next 2 months to change the rules or declare war on Russia to make Sarah Palin happy) and hopefully the US will become a more respected nation.

In the meantime, click the link at the top for a giggle. And no, it’s not offensive. Unless you’re a Daily Mail reader. In which case, **** off.

You’re too stupid to own a cat

At least that’s the UK government‘s assumption as they release a 26-page waste of paper (or web space) telling people how to look after one.

It includes such madness as having one litter tray per animal. And providing “somewhere for them to go to the toilet”. It’s called the ******* outdoors, you ******. Sorry, but I don’t go for the “house/indoor cat” thing. If you live in a concrete jungle, get a hamster.

I am so glad I don’t pay tax because I’d feel like a ******* 912-scammer victim if I had helped pay for this ****. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for making sure animals have a good life. I like them more than I like a lot of humans. But 26 page on how not to be a fuckeit? Insane.

Now I know why we pay so much tax. It’s so morons like the handful that came up with this trip have jobs. Can’t they do something useful? Like pick up dog **** from the streets?

Obligatory US election post

Nothing through resultwise yet, but still I’m sat here at around midnight French time with buttocks clenched like a virginal choirboy‘s arse awaiting the first results. I know it’s not my country, but we have to worry about this.

You have two candidates who could walk away with it: a (half-)black guy that a good proportion of the country hates on the basis that he’s only good for picking cotton. And worse, he’s far smarter than they are. Unforgivable. And an aging warhorse (who’s running mate is, frankly, insane) who’ll just kill us all quicker as he follows in Bush‘s madness. Worse is he also seems smart enough to know what he’s doing but insane enough not to care. So kind of like Dubya, but with brains. Except for the bit where he lost the plot completely and picked one of the most mentally deficient women in the world as his running mate.

Thing is, I hang on in hope that something miraculous will happen. And then I remember what happened four years ago. When the ******* idiots over the Pond decided to put an unbred retard back in charge after four years of utter lunacy.

While I appreciate that the results of that election (and his first) were dodgy at best and illegal at worst, the fact that enough people voted for the daft **** to make the decision borderline is – frankly – scary.

Amaricans, please, save my sanity. It’s around the end of the working day out there and I know that means a lot of you will be popping by the polling station on the way home. Please, I beg you, save us all from another four years of complete madness led by the oil corporations. And worse, the possibility of Sarah Palin (porn star) running the free world if McCain carks it.

Remember that a lot of the world hates you. Well, not you personally, but the image if you portrayed by the fuckwit you’ve had as head of state for the last 8 years. And think that the slightest margin could have that legacy continued in the form of McCain/Palin.

I like Americans. I’ve met loads of you. You’ve got a great country.

Please don’t let us continue to think you’re all stupid, inbred, racist, greedy ********. Vote for the black(ish) guy. Give it four years. If it doesn’t work out, he’s not got long enough to **** it all up. We gave our lot 12 years to destroy our country and piss all over our national identity.

To the people of Iceland

In the wake of Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling classing Icelanders as terrorists in a bid to grab invested British cash back from Icelandic banks, I’d like to say the following. I have posted it as a comment on this BBC story, but given that I somewhat insult both the UK and US governments I don’t know if they’ll use it…

For the sake of full disclosure, I have money invested in Kaupthing – one of the banks that collapsed in Iceland recently. It was bought out by ING who I’d moved from in the first place. Gah.

Anyway:

Icelanders – please don’t hate us for the actions of a small minority of people. That would be like hating everyone in the US simply because their country is run by a bunch of inept, power-hungry goons.

I’ve yet to visit Iceland (if you moved a little closer so the air fares were lower I’d be there like a shot) but I’d like to think that as a people you’re as understanding as we are. Trust me, we don’t like the muppets in charge of our country any more than you do. If anything, this should bring us closer.

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