Confused

Wigan Athletic crest

Has someone introduced new rules into football regarding tackles and the validity of playing the ball? I ask as I thought it was just us being the victims of bad refereeing recently, but after watching the sending-off of Wigan‘s Emmerson Boyce against Newcastle at the weekend I’m questioning that.

The drop to 10 men kind of helped us – we’d been somewhat flat beforehand – but no way should Wigan have had a man sent off. It’s probably no consolation, but look at what happened to Habib Beye the other week, and Coloccini’s yellow against Fulham was a work of fiction as well.

Two great goals in the game, though – Wigan’s first and Martins’ for us. Both pearlers. Still, at home against Wigan, one point still isn’t enough. JFK is doing OK for us, but we still need more. I’m for giving the guy a bit of leeway and, unless we’re going to get Keegan back as the result of a takeover, I’d say we should stick with him. If nothing else, he deserves it for having the balls to give the job a go when nobody else would take it.

Next up – Chelsea away. Oh, bugger.

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The magic of the internet

Football League Cup

If not “magic” then certainly “weirdness”. I’d left the puppycam running all day when I sat down to do the usual “hit refresh and see what’s happened” tactic of football viewing I’m often stuck with here. Thanks to the BBC and their amusing coverage for that, but it’s not the same as watching on telly.

However, bizarrely, the puppies had metamorphosed into a Spurs v Liverpool game standing at 2-0. No, wait. 3-0. I mentioned this to Leah who checked… and got the puppies. I posted the link as a comment on a football site – everyone else was getting puppies. I was getting the Carling Cup tie.

Once the game finished, I did a refresh on the link. Puppies reappeared (aaaaaaw).

How weird is that?

Oh, and the mackems got knocked out. Thank you, Blackburn!

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Respect must be earned

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The news sites (remember the days when it was “papers”?) are full of recent reports of football referees being criticised by players and – in particular – managers. At the start of the season, the FA launched a campaign called “Respect” in a bid to get managers to talk nicely to the chaps in green/black/whatever. I’m not sure of the details, but it likely consisted of a list of big fines one could receive for saying anything nasty to or about them.

Now I’ll first of all side with the refs. I know they have a difficult job. I can only imagine how hard it is to keep up with the flow of play in a professional game, and have a view of everything that happens. I completely understand that mistakes will happen.

And yet I’ll be amongst the first to scream abuse at the TV screen when one of the blind ******** mistakes an obviously fair challenge for a foul and waves a card. Or misses a blatant shirt-pull and lets someone off who he shouldn’t. Or fails to send Roy Keane immediately out of the stadium for being a ****.

The thing is,  like everyone else, referees will sometimes have a shitter. Unlike everyone else, the people who they screw over aren’t allowed to comment on this. The only people who can criticise referees are the public (as if the FA cares), the press (who write anything to sell to their target market) and the FA themselves (who never seem to do anything about anything if they can avoid it).

Players can’t do it. Managers can’t do it. And these are the people who’s careers can be affected by results. Why shouldn’t Joe Kinnear call Martin Atkinson a “Mickey Mouse” referee? Atkinson was very poor on Sunday and I feel cost us two points with two bad decisions. He doesn’t hold a candle to Rob Styles, muppet of the first order, who at least apologised for being a **** and rescinded a red card that should never have been. Do we get our two points back that we should have won, though? Do we ****.

If a player has a bad day, does the PFA insist that managers aren’t allowed to utter a word against them? Nope. So why are referees protected? You have a bad game, expect criticism. You have a good one, expect praise. Have many good ones, and earn respect.

(P.S. Howard Webb used above for illustrative purposes only – he’s no worse than the rest of them. OK, maybe a bit worse)

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Tuberculosis cases increase in the North East

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Dirty gobbing bastard

True news story from the BBC. Since 2006, cases of tuberculosis have increased in the North East of England by 38%. We all know that it’s passed through saliva – coughing and spitting are a huge part in spreading this disease. I expect cases to increase even further due to the arrival in the North East (though the shitter part) of one man: El-Hadji Diouf.

Given his history of gobbing on anyone who he takes any kind of dislike to, expect full-body hazmat suits to be de rigeur in the land of darkness shortly. In fact, expect Burberry to come up with a whole line to sell the the charva-infested wastelands.

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Roy Keane – **** of the first order

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So the filthy unwashed of sunderland beat us at home for the first time in 28.5 years. They celebrate by throwing coins and bottles at our substitute players, accosting our goalkeeper, invading their pitch and surging into the away end to beat up our fans. So how does their manager, react?

“We’ve finally defeated Newcastle on home turf for the first time in 28 years and I thought it was an excellent game. Nobody likes to see fans on the pitch, trust me, but hopefully the FA will go easy on us because the fans have to enjoy it.”
Sunderland boss Roy Keane

What a ******* tosspot. It’s OK that they were violent, thuggish, broke one policeman’s wrist and injured a police horse with a firework because they were enjoying themselves. Mind, we are quoting a man who thinks breaking an opponent’s leg is an acceptable way to help win a football match.

Roy, you’re a ****. A complete ******* ****. Just piss off and die, you dog-buggering freak.

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