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About bloody time

Puny mortals! Put your foreheads to the ground and wail in wonder at the miracle that is… my 2.2 and new-found ability to put BSc (Hons) after my name. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, I have managed to squeeze a 6-year degree course into 4 years and still pass!

The mind boggles. Or it did. It’s now stopped boggling. A complete lack of bogglage for the forseeable future, actually.

Greedy

I just had an envelope thrust at me by one of my work colleagues, with “Paul Gregory Baby Collection” on it . This is so unfair. Everyone else is making do with turkey for xmas and this git get us to pay for a baby for him and his mrs. How unfair is that?

When you get the first ultrasound scans back, don’t even get tempted to say that it looks like “a chestburster from Aliens! Cool!”

Right, Indy? How are your balls now, by the way?

Weird advert on MSN right now. Trying to recruit teachers. “It’s 22:31 and if this was your 22:45 meeting, you might be looking forward to it”.

I’m wondering who the **** organises a meeting at 22:45 full of 10 year olds. I don’t even know Gary Glitter.

Look, I’m getting sick of this. Almost every time I go to the loo in someone else’s house I have to lift the damn seat for a slash. Women always seem to leave the bloody thing down.

Please, it’s simple and easy enough. When you’re finished on the toilet, just lift the seat back up. You’re all so ******* lazy.

Next time, I piss on it.

Lesson ends.

(I am now off to see Hayseed Dixie. Again.)

Well, Thursday night and the week’s flown by. Tons of overtime (kerching) and sold a shedload on eBay (mucho kerching). No idea what’s happened with the prick next door. Hard to tell if he’s working or not, if the noises are his mrs doing the cleaning or ******* his mate. Either way, no odds as it’s not loud enough even if I did get a recording. Dammit.

I do have some posts lined up and hopefully will have more time next week to get through them all. Work’s do tomorrow night (free beer), in Newcastle on Saturday night (beer), seeing a mate I’ve not caught up with in a year on Sunday (hangover breakfast)… and Hayseed Dixie again on Monday!

Have a good weekend, you *******.