Following on from yesterday’s post, the following spam genuinely has me concerned. No humour here. Seriously, what the hell should I do with this one? Isn’t even advertising this illegal? Or is it perhaps a “honey trap” for the real perverted filth out there?
From: Noah Adams (grumpilyg63@bluegumfarms.com)
Subject: XXX pictures 13 to 16yrs
Come to see the newest clips with girls from 13 to 16 years old!
[4 links removed for obvious reasons]
Seriously – is it worth forwarding this one on to someone?
Don’t know who Gary Thuerk is? Not really surprising, but you’ll certainly know what the bastard’s (at least partially) to blame for: spam. This dozy ****** sent the first ever spam message over ARPANET, the fore-runner to the internet, on May 3rd 1978. And he deserves to be stabbed in the face for it. As do the retards who continue his foul scheming to this day. And the daft ***** who buy stuff from the spammers, thus making it profitable.
I was actually considering a post about spam roughly a week ago. Purely by coincidence, but it’s worked out that I may as well post it on this “anniversary”. As luck would have it, I got another spam-related link through one of the web pages I check regularly and it’s worth a look. ASpamADay takes those rather ridiculous spam titles and turns them into cartoons.
My original post hinged around the titles of spams as well. Basically, I didn’t bother emptying my GMail spam folder for a few days. From the 19th of April until the time I post this entry, I’ve received 585 spams. Not too bad considering that it’s estimated that 100 billion of the bloody things are sent each day.
Here’s the pick of the ludicrous titles. The “Enlarge your…” series is particularly imaginative.
Capability of ejaculation (from Normal Sexual)
You Can Enlarge Your Penis By 3″ Compare Top 5 Penis Enlargers
Blow her away with this
She can’t get hornier than this
Girls like when it big (girls also like it when you use proper diction)
Make it large and steady as rock!
Satisfactory sexual intercourse
What sounds like tremble doll (what?!)
Forget about small male device length
Final penetration
The whole 10 inches
Male Enhancement
3 tips to dirty dance into her pants
Chase away your sexual blues
What They Don’t Want You To Know What It Does To Your Body!
Feel the power in your pants
BDSM is her favorite hobby
The world’s leading farmacy (sic)
These rep1!c@s are rattling good!
Girls go crazy groping you
Great popping cleavage
Bang her inside out (won’t that be messy?)
Fantastic rack of cleavage
Give her the biggest bang
Achieve deep and complete penetration
Orgasms will no longer be a fantasy
she has already gone to hospital…
Permanent 3-6 inches now available
Ejaculate and shoot over a mile
Erection for sexual activity
She said I have an adorable willy
Enlarge your schlong size
Enlarge your cucumber length
Enlarge your dummy size
Shoot off deeper into her
Bevestiging link (what the hell is bevestiging?)
Bestow this heavenly d\ck upon yourself
Increase your penis width (girth) by upto 20%
Make your lady happy
You can enlarge your penis by 3″ (yes, look at some porn – works for me)
Quick ways to lengthen, thicken and straighten
Enlarge your baby-maker size
Ziyi Zhang’s favorite Slkung
It’s easy to be hard
Get hard get big get it now
Reach deeper into her
Enlarge your main organ length
Maximise your tool size
Enlarge
Enlarge your bell-rope size
Upsize your sex pen1s today easily
Make her horny with this
People will tell you compliments about how you look like
Bring out the T-rex in you (A Spam A Day did this one!)
Blood flow to the penis
Give your pecker legendary status
Plunge your meat into her
I now expect to get a gazillion hits on my blog from people with small penises searching Google for a “cure”.
