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If revenge is a dish best served cold, what temperature should you serve funny at? Is it room temperature or does it depend on the type of funny?
I’d recommend satire as a dish best served lightly chilled, while ascerbic wit is much more suited to a mild grilling over an open flame before being served on a bed of steaming hot sarcasm.
Frankly, this ******* rocks. Simple, well done and piss funny.
Dewi, a man who has taken procrastination beyond even an art form, has tackled one of the questions I posed the other day. See his blog for a large amount of mad science.
Here’s a couple:
If I’m in a space ship that’s travelling at the speed of light and I walk from the cabin into the cockpit, aren’t I travelling faster than light?
If we drink coffee for a buzz, why do coffee shops always play mellow music?