Oh, fan-bloody-tastic

That was sarcasm. I’ve just heard from a very good friend’s wife that he’s spending his birthday in hospital with a fair number of smashed bones. He was crossing a road when some moron decided they were in too great a hurry to be bothered stopping and ran straight over him.

Get well soon, Indy.

In addition, she mentioned she’d seen Louise recently. In Auckland. For those who know the whole messy story, you’ll understand that this hasn’t gone down very well with me and has re-opened a lot of mental scarring that I was hoping was healing completely.

****.

A request to anyone out there. Please, just don’t mention her to me again. The only way I’ll ever get over her is if I just completely wipe her out. Never going to happen, but I really just can’t handle hearing about her even though I do want to.

I know that’s another hard thing for some people in particular to read/hear and I’m sorry. I just can’t help how I feel, though obviously I wish I could. This hot on the heels (ish) of this recent post as well.

I’m also now certain that I won’t be visiting Auckland even though I’m in Oz shortly. New Zealand‘s already pretty much closed to me as there are too many memories I just don’t want to face.  But to have the risk of literally coming face to face with the person who’s caused me this damage… It’s not worth it.

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Strange searches

I was just checking the old WordPress stats when I glanced at the recent search terms:

paypal login problems,  www.farmsex.com,  moshlings

Hum. Now I know where the middle search terms comes from in relation to the blog. It’s an old one about an ex-boss who’s internet habits in the office were somewhat interesting. But why do you put a web address into Google? Surely if you want to look at horses ******* women up the arse, or men sucking pig’s dicks you’d go frect to the page?

Of course, the fact I’m listing animal porn and farmyard sex terms is in no way linked to the fact that I’ll get more hits as a result. Honest.

Donkey cock.

(also, I’m in Bali with no free internet access so expect a slowdown in posts for the duration)

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Noel Edmonds – prize ****

Noel Edmonds has just announced that he’s not been paying his TV license for a while as he doesn’t like the way the BBC is badgering and harassing people over it. There’s also the small matter that if he did get caught he could easily afford the £1000 fine. Oh, and the fact that he now works for Sky so it’d be a good opportunity to make his new employer seem much nicer.

His new TV series is one of those sickening ones where they go out and do good deeds to make people’s lives better. How twee.

So, this is a nice man who wants to help people and doesn’t like bullies.

He’s also the arse who told one of my colleagues to “**** off” when politely asked for an autograph while doing some publicity for my employer at the time.

Nice try, Noel. But some of us have twigged to the fact that you’re just a self-promoting little ****. Posh Paws would be ashamed.

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We’re all going to die

Operation Castle, ROMEO Event - The 11-megaton...

No, not another LHC post – there have been enough of them over the last week or so. Besides, they’re not due to kill us until later this year.

If they don’t manage it, then whoever takes over the US come January may well have a shot themselves. Sarah Palin, the mental case that’s running alongside old crock McCain in the US elections, has declared that the US may have to declare war against Russia.

Hang on, didn’t several presidents over the course of the 50’s to the 90’s work their arses off to ensure this didn’t happen, mainly as it would likely bring about the deaths of… well… everyone? Or is this just a chance to grab the “Commie-hater” vote? I mean, for ****’s sake. I’ve not commented too much on this woman but suffice to say if she was on fire I’d erect a big piss-proof barrier around her so nobody could put her out.

Anyone who’ll force their insane religious views on the education system and their own teenage daughter (despite the fact it’s going to destroy that girl’s life) is bad enough. But one who’s happy to start World War III over a situation that has precisely **** all to do with the United States would be better off ushered back into her room with the comfy walls and left to drool in peace.

“Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War…”

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