Good riddance you pathetic pieces of thieving ****

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Look at these faces. Would you let your daughter date a fuckwit who looked like that? I know if one put his arm around my child, he’s rapidly find it broken. They look like scum, don’t they? The kind of ******* who sit on street corners and annoy grandmothers, spit on Goths and smash up bus stops.

They’re also the kind of ***** who steal cars, get chased by the police then drive the wrong way up motorways to escape, ending in crashes which kill innocent people. These three are dead. And the one who survived and is being treated for injuries, I hope you’re crippled for life. Filth like you doesn’t deserve any better.

Scum and Filth
Scum and Filth

To the family of Mr and Mrs Stafford, the elderly couple that these ******** killed, I have nothing but the deepest sympathy. To the families of the ******* who did it, rest easy in the knowledge that at least they won’t be a burden to you any more. You’re better off without them.

The only disappointing thing is that only three of them bought the farm. I will cross my fingers and hope that at the very least they died screaming and in agony over the course of minutes or hours and not seconds.

Christopher Beresford, Sam Case and Lee Maggs – good ******* riddance. If I believed in Hell, I’d hope you were burning in it.

More important things

While O2 are still ***** (I need to check how high up Google I am when you search for “O2 *****”), I was sad to see the news on BBC that Jane Tomlinson has died. For those who don’t know, Jane’s one of the bravest women I’ve heard of. Diagnosed with terminal cancer a few years ago, she battled against it and devoted as long as she was able to raising money to help fight this disease.

Not content with sitting in a wheelchair and plotting schemes, she went out and did some amazing things. The Great North Run, London Marathon, Ironman UK Triathlon and cycling 4200 miles across America. Things that someone who had been told they had 6 months left to live had no right to be doing. But she defied pretty much everything and everyone and did them.

My hat is off to this woman. The world will surely be worse off for her departure and I can only hope that she acts as an example to many of us. Wherever you are, Jane – it’s time for a rest 🙂

Languages again

This is something that gets my goat. Partly it’s a good thing but as is typical of governments they’ve really screwed up its application. I’m talking about the possible upcoming Australian immigration exam. Part of me is very much for this kind of thing, but they just ened to iron out a lot of kinks.

First off, anyone complaining that the exam is in English should **** off. Australia’s main official language is English. If you can’t speak it, you shouldn’t be there (unless you’re Aboriginal in which case you have more right to the country than anyone else who landed by boat or plane). Before you qualify for citizenship you have to go through a 2-year residency scheme which is plenty of time to learn the language.

As for the questions on the exam… I’ve been a tourist in Oz for some time, been on all the trips, read the books and I can’t answer a load of them. Having said that, with a bank of 200 questions it’s only memory work anyway so what’s the use? I’ve asked some Aussies and they can’t get most of the answers off the top of their head. So what’s the point?

The other part of the exam tests for “mateship” which is a very Aussie thing, and a good thing at that. But again, how the hell do you test for it. Anyone can answer what the like on an exam and still be a psycho axe murderer who’d as soon shove the body of a hitch-hiker in the car boot as help a little old lady across the road.

So, nice idea but overall worthless. At least it should keep out the people who are too lazy to learn English though. Oh, and before anyone has a go at me for being pro-English, I’m not (as such). I’m pro-national language. If I moved to Thailand, I’d expect to have to learn Thai, for example. Right now, it just means if I want to move to Oz I have to learn a load of pointless trivia.

How long have I been saying this? And more…

The education seretary has said that kids should be able to play rough instead of being wrapped in cotton wool and overprotected. I’ve been ranting about this for years. Kids nowadays are far too weak, unable to fight of disease and increasingly overweight. A lot of this is down to them not being able to play outdoors properly.

They’re not allowed to throw snowballs at school in case they get hurt and someone sues; they can’t play in the mud outside in case they catch a disease (how the **** else are they meant to develop an immune system?); playgrounds have climbing frames removed in case the little dears hurt themselves.

At last a politician who may have a modicum of common sense. He’s ******, then.

In music news, Metallica announce producer of new album and another claim that they’re going to go back to the old days for something cool and fan-friendly. What a load of horse-cock. St Anger was supposed to be a return to the old days and it was simply one of the worst albums I have ever heard in my life ever. Complete amateurish fuckshite. Worse than severe pain. I laughed when I firt heard it. Out loud. And I’d really wanted to like it.

Now they’ve hired back Rick Rubin in the vain hope they can emulate the old Master of Puppets days. Good luck, you *****. You’ll need it. The one thing they seem to have forgotten is it’s not the producer’s job to write the songs. The god-awful piece of horse-***** that was St Anger was Metallica’s fault, not Bob Rock’s. Though the man’s a commercialism-seeking fuckwit as well. If it wasn’t for him they might not have sunk to the depths of the “black” album and still be doing decent stuff.

Tintin is racist scum

Or so says another bunch of fuckwits in the US and the UK. This time, another arm of the “we have too much spare time” league have taken to banishing Tintin in the Congo to the adult section of Borders as it’s racist.

Oh, for ****’s sake. I’d like to know how many members of the committee that decided this are actually black/African American/People of Colour/whatever we’re supposed to call coloured people these days without hurting their delicate feelings.