A bad day to be a Christian

And people wonder why I don’t believe in God. It didn’t help this woman plummeting to her death on a fairground ride at a God-Botherer’s rock festival.

Add to this the Catholic church finally coughing up some money (a hell of a lot of it) to more than 500 people sexually abused by the clergy in the US.

God doesn’t love you. But Father Murphy will. Up the bumhole.

**** off you selfish ********

It’s not even been passed into legislation yet and already a bunch of whinging ***** have launched legal action against the English anti-smoking legislation citing the usual “freedom of human rights” horseshit.

Now let’s point something out – New Zealand, Australia, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland already have such bans in place and all have to follow the same guidelines under the Human Rights legislation. None of them have had a problem, or if complaints have been raised then they’ve been quashed. This is called “precedent” and means that if someone lodges a similar complaint without further evidence then it’ll be thrown out of court.

Smokers have had it their own way for decades. What about my right to go for a night out and not breathe their *****? To not have to shower and put my clothes in the wash when I get in?

Smokers (and those who support them despite not actually being stupid enough to smoke) – **** off. Get a life. Be sensible. If you were complaining about not being able to eat fresh fruit in public, or kiss your partner while walking down the street, or say what you feel about politicians I’d be up there beside you. But your’e asking for a right to continue polluting the atmosphere and poison other people, and kill yourselves. Last time I looked, even the Human Rights brigade had an issue with suicide, assisted or otherwise.

Birth soup

In the UK: “Currently a birth has to be registered within 42 days, but only one parent is required to do so.” This from a story about birth certificates soon to feature the dad´s name by law. How this will go down with the usual chav situation of pregnancy as a result of a huge stew of baby batter is beyond me…

Apologies for tasteless way of putting it but I can really see this causing a problem to people mis-named as fathers and a load on the NHS for paternity tests. I still think the best way to deal with the problem is to round up all the chavs and kill the *****.

Paris Hilton released…

…3 days into a 23-day prison sentence on “medical grounds“, only they won’t say what they are. I reckon she’s been misdiagnosed as being in hunger strike, the silly bitch is so ******* skinny. Or maybe they’re trying to cover them selves as they didn’t have a cell with the bars close enough together to stop the waif slipping between them. At least we can be sure she wasn’t being sexually abused by Big Hilda. It’d be like trying to lick out a toothpick. There’d be little point in using her as a sexy toy either – she’d not even touch the sides if you shoved her in headfirst.

You have to admit, though, that house arrest doesn’t sound too bad when you live in a palace. Of course, she has another 20 days where she’s not allowed to walk outside and appear on the ******* TV for no ******* apparent reason at-*******-all.

London 2012 – already a fuckup

I suppose you’ve already seen the newly-announced logo. Isn’t it just ******* awful? On another page they’re asking for alternative designs and pretty much all of them are significantly better.

Mind you, it can’t be bad – it cost a reported £400,000. And it came from the same guy/company who cost BT £5m when they ditched their old logo and went with that guy holding the trumpet a few years back. Remember that? Nah, probably not. It was such a fuckup they ditched it after a very short while and rebranded again. Will people never learn?

The only good thing to come from this is that we beat the French to it, so we can rub it in their faces. Look – we won the games. And we’re going to screw it up. Even the logo. Our little cute Olympic character will probably be a paedophile with a speculum designed to show the arse-widening horror of living in central London these days. But the important thing is that France didn’t get it. We’re going to mess this up in a proper English fashion.