Quotations for Positive People is a collection of inspiring quotes that has been compiled by Larry Welch – and he’s offered to donate all of the profits to Blue Dragon! Thanks, Larry!
We’re going to use the funds for some of our most positive work – providing homes to children who live on the streets. So, buy the book! Give it to your friends! Pay your staff in copies of the book rather than boring old cash!
This is the final one of my blogs to be transferred from Blogger to WordPress. And the biggest headache as I needed to get all 4500 or so comments across from Haloscan. I think I’ve got everything. Posts and comments all seem to be intact, so I now have to start the donkey work.
Any broken links will be attended to as and when I can manage it. If you spot any, please do let me know. I’ll get a “contact me” page up shortly for those who don’t know my email address, or just post a comment on this page.
Also, I know the layout’s a bit poop but my main concern was getting all the data over. I’ll glitz things up, apply a better theme and replace all the gadgets soon. Ish. Work’s about to get very busy for a week or so, so it’ll be around that.
OK, so he’s a dirty old perv, but is Max Mosley really “brought the sport into disrepute” as far as F1 goes? Come on, it’s one guy getting his rocks off with a bunch of hookers. If he did something wrong, it was letting someone sell a copy of the video (very ill-advised for anyone in the public eye) to the papers.
No doubt he’s embarrassed as all hell. After all, half the world has now seen his arse being thrashed by a cheap whore. OK, let’s be honest – he’s rich. She’ll have been an expensive whore. Anyone who’s dug for the video will likely know what Mosley’s todger looks like.
Basically, like him or loathe him, his private life has become public. And that’s a shame. Has he done anything illegal? Well, no. Has he done anything immoral? Perhaps – I believe he’s married. But why do actions performed behind closed doors bring a whole sport into disrepute?
Frankly, I feel sorry for the guy. Son of a pair of fascists who made Hitler look like the local vicar, he was always in for a rough ride but he’s done well for himself. He chairs over one of the most corrupt sports going, manages to keep it ticking over and then gets busted for being spanked.
Of course, the papers are all full of the significance of the Nazi imagery in the video. Oh, come on. If you and your partner have a little slap and tickle while she’s dressed as a nurse and you’ve got your tarzan pants on, does that mean she really has leanings to join the medical profession while you bugger off to Africa and learn to speak monkey? Given his parentage, perhaps the fears are slightly more grounded that he could be a racist ******… but fact is, if he was then don’t you think he’d have been saluting the Swastika, not bending over in front of it while being flagellated until he bled?
I could almost feel sorry for him if he wasn’t stinking rich and in charge of such a dull sport.
One of the first companies I worked for had a very non-IT-wise director. Actually, the guy was utterly clueless – you know the Point-haired boss? Him. Only with less hair. And he’d already bankrupted one company. Let’s call him Ralph. Mainly as that was his name. Hey, I’m not going to get sued if I tell the truth, am I? I’m legally allowed to express an opinion and in my opinion (and that of everyone in the office, to the best of my knowledge, as well as a horribly large number of our customers) the guy was a useless ****.
At the time we’d just moved from dial-up to ISDN, so pretty pricey for a net connection. As such, he decided that we’d purchase some logging software for the old NT server and the guy in "charge" of the internal systems was to cast an eye over the log each week.
He half-heartedly pulled us up on a few things because he had to. Checking bank details ("I pay expenses out of my own pocket then claim back – I’m making sure I can cover it"), looking at PC hardware sites ("just keeping up to date") and other pointless things.
He never did withdraw the MD’s net access for his recurring visits to www.farmsex.com. He did, however, show everyone else in the office the access logs.
Blame Chris for this one – he sent me it. It’s a game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers. It’s Japanese and as weird as you’d expect from the country that gave us Akira, tentacle rape and ****-fetishism.
Have a check of the video below. Essentially, the aim is to strap your Wii-mote to your groin with the included harness and then… well… piss into a toilet. You get bonus points for urinating on pussies (there’s that Japanese influence again). There’s even a two-player option where you can (probably) cross the streams to defeet Zuul or something.
What worries me is that I find the image of a slightly chubby American woman waving a strapped-on console remote somehow… horny.
I need help.
Oh, and if you live in the US then ThinkGeek will even sell you a copy.