Blatter speaks sense!

That’s unusual enough to deserve the headline all on its own, but this is – surprise – in relation to the current idea being kicked about by the Premier League to play some matches abroad. Blatter, head of FIFA, has pretty much told them to stop being so ******* stupid.

“Even if the FA did sanction it, all the national associations receiving these clubs would have to sanction it also. This will be very difficult.

“In addition to that, the Fifa executive committee will apply article two of the Fifa statutes: ‘to prevent all methods or practices which might jeopardise the integrity of matches or competitions or give rise to abuse of association football’.

“This is abuse. The rich Premier League is trying to get richer and wants to expand the importance of that league.”

“This does not take into consideration the fans of the clubs and it gives the impression that they just want to go on tour to make some money,” Blatter said.

“This will never happen, at least as long as I am the president of Fifa.”

So hats off to the man who effectively kicked Cameroon out of the last World Cup because their shirts were too tight. And who, weeks later, announced that women’s football would be so much better if their shirts were tighter. For once he’s shown some common sense.

Oooooh, just **** OFF you little ****!

Sorry for the outburst, but Bush is opening his stupid ******* mouth again and once more has raised my ire. Some brief bits from his statement mentioned in a BBC News article include statements on Darfur and on the Olympics.

Not entering Darfur "partly not to send troops into another Muslim country", my arse. It’s because there’s no ******* oil there so he’s not bothered about it. If he’s not interested in invading another Muslim country when why is there such tension surrounding the possibility of them storming into Iran? Lying bastard.

As to him telling the Chinese Prime Minister that China could be doing more to help the problems in Darfur… People in glass houses, George – you dozy ****.

******* hurry up January when they get rid of this pathetic puppet.

I have goosebumps…

…and a huge grin. And a massive amount of impatience. I want to look at the calendar and see the pages whiz away like they do in films. Why?

The new Indiana Jones trailer is online.

Oh, roll on May 22nd – assuming it’s a worldwide release date, which at present it seems to be. Except in Japan who have to wait a month.

Just look at all those delicious little teasers in the trailer. I won’t go on about them here in case you’re the kind of person who doesn’t want any clues. If you are – go watch it.

NO TO GAM£ 39

As I ranted the other day, the Premier League are planning a ridiculous 39th game a season played abroad. There is an online petition against this, which might be worth signing. Who knows if the clubs will care one way or the other seeing as they’re only looking at their wallets, but it doesn’t hurt to fill it in.

An email is sent to each Premiership club for every person who signs up. I notice that Liverpool and Spurs even have email addresses dedicated to mails received about this ludicrous idea. Taking it seriously, or just sorting their spam out?

Firefox / Google shortcuts

Maybe these work in IE as well. I’m too lazy to find out.

Two web sites I look at a lot are Wikipedia and the Internet Movie Database. The usual method is to go to the page and then search for something, or to start typing the address in the bar in Firefox, spot an earlier entry and change it to get the item I want.

No more!

I’m not sure how long this has been available, but try going to the page bar (where you’d normally type in www.cumguzzlingsluts.com or whatever) and enter wiki scatology or similar. Voilá, you’re taken straight to the page. Similarly, try imdb edward penishands for an IMDB search.

There may well be other common searchable sites this works with. Looking at the status bar at the bottom, the system seems to work by checking Google first, when then forms the correct page URL and forwards you to the article you’re after. A bit like an advanced version of their "feeling luck" button.