This just isn’t funny. But then, neither is this (read the very last paragraph).
Now, Keane… shut the **** up and put your toys back in your pram
You pathetic mackem ****:
Tagged!
Cheers, Chris. You git. In some form of tag-meets-blog-meets-chain-email-thing, I’ve been “tagged” to task myself with five things to do withins some kind of random timeframe.
Thing is, I’ve done so flipping much in the last year or so it’s kinda hard to pick five! I’ll list things I do really want to do and fully expect to at some point, though I’m not sure when I’ll do them.
- “Tube” in Vang Vieng, Laos
- Learn to ride a moped/motorbike/dirtbike
- Visit all 50 US states and all 13 Canadian territories/provinces
- Get a book published. Any book. Even self-published online
- Have kids (there’s a long-term one…)
And because she said she’d go mental if anyone did it to her, I’m going to tag Talia. I am such a bastard. And I fancy getting slapped by a cute chick in a corset at Download.
Apple in "our stuff is ****" shock horror
Use my A as a C, fucksticks
Go out. Buy these. Get them to number one. It’s better than Mr ******* Blobby anyway.
