Al Qaeda make sense shock horror

I’m going to get banned from the US forever for this, but I can’t be arsed with their immigration anyway, so here goes… Al Queda want the Middle East to greet Bush with bombs when he arrives next week. Great idea. If as little ******* late.

Will someone explain how this little fuckwad has been in charge of the US for almost 8 years and nobody’s actually tried to shoot him yet? Given that less dangerous/damaging presidents have been shot in the past, how come he’s got away with it?

There is no justice.

If I disappear, please address future mails to Guantanamo. I think I’d look pretty cool in an orange jumpsuit.

Want to be a spook?

Yes, MI6 are recruiting and you can have a shot at one of their recruitment quizzes. All very fun… and probably fewer hours for more pay than I’m on at the moment!

When you get bored of that, try smacking a bike rider with a baseball bat for some light relief.

And *phew* it’s not quite been a month since I posted. I’ve been spending a lot of time transferring the Tour Blog over onto WordPress. This one is next!

Eddie update

A new message – and a good one – from Anni:

Took them both back tot he vets on Friday, to get their annual jabs, and also for Ed to have his stitches out.

He was good as gold – wriggled a bit, and in the end the vet took them out while I was stood cuddling him, but he never murmured nor scratched. The vet said I could let him out there and then, but as I was going on to work, and then would be late back cos of the Christmas party I decided to leave him in one more day.

He was a bit spooked when we got home – for the first time he was without his collar, and he realised he didn’t have a tail – now he is running in circles looking for the damn thing!

He went out yesterday morning, and all through the day I kept calling him, but no sign. Then at midnight last night, as I was heading to bed, I called them both. KK came straight away, and after a few more calls I heard the neighbours fence go, and little Eddie came running!

Seems he has got the hang of jumping the fences without his tail then!