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Big black cock and a big payload

I meant to post this ages ago. Several months before I left home, in fact. Only I just didn’t have the time / couldn’t be arsed (delete as appropriate). So here it is in all its glory – Sharon’s big black cock.

She made it for a friend’s Hen Night, and I’m proud to say it was my idea although the craftswomanship, baking skills and artistry are all down to Sharon herself. I do think it needs more shaved chocolate pubes, but what the hey. It also looks delicious and Sharon has definitely got skills where making confectionery are concerned. I won’t ever say this again (ever), but I certainly wouldn’t mind stuffing some of that cock in my mouth.

I never asked if it was filled with cream.

Amazing what you find when you go digging on your hard drive

I’ve found about a dozen blog posts I wrote before I left the UK (and my job). I’ll trickle these up over the next week or so, just so that it looks like I’m actually putting some ******* effort in.

Do you wear kex?

The largest number of voters for any poll so far, I think. Possibly because it’s been up for ******* ages. I have to admit, I thought more women would go without knickers than men, but maybe that’s just in my fantasy easy-access world. Nice to know that the majority do at some time or other, though.

No real reason for the poll. I’m just nosy. And a bit perverted.

Going Commando poll results — Results of Going Commando poll

New poll

So far San Francisco, New York, France, Scotland, Northern Ireland and the Irish Republic have announced or already implemented a complete smoking ban in all enclosed workplaces. Wales have said they’d follow suit, but have to wait for the English parliament to get off it’s ******* ****-scared pansy-arse and make a stand instead of being a bunch of wilting ***** too scared to risk pissing off a group of selfish ******** who don’t care about killing other people with their own bad habit.

What do you think? Complete smoking ban in public across the entire UK? Or should we all be forced to breathe other people’s disease-ridden air because they’re too selfish to care and too stupid to stop?

I think my feelings are quite plain…

Harry Potter (no spoilers)

Normal service will be resumes tomorrow. I’ve just finished reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince so I now have spare time. Well, around coursework.

For the record, I have to say I’m not that impressed. For 600-odd pages, very little happens compared to what was crammed into smaller books earlier in the series. JKR‘s writing does seem to have improved, but this title reads more like an introduction to the last in the series than a story in its own right.

To make up for not posting, please find attached a piccy of Anni‘s hot pussy (her words).

About bloody time…

Yeah, yeah – I’ve been nagged enough. A new poll goes up today, but first of all the results of the last one: what do you think of black (liquorice) Midget Gems? Thing is, this has now become moot as Maynards have bought out Lion and replaced the lovely liquorice ones with ******* blackcurrant the *******. Yes, there will be a letter of complaint on its way shortly which I’ll pop up here, but frankly this is heresy. If people want blackcurrant then they can **** off and buy Wine Gums or something.

As for the poll, see below. It was a 50/50 split between those who liked and those who didn’t like them or didn’t mind them. If you want to get really finicky, there’s still 30% who enjoyed them. That’s a fair proportion. ******* Maynards. I wonder what else they make that I can boycott?

And now the new survey. I’m a nosey bugger, and I’m also lazy with my washing, so I often go commando. Balls out. Fresh to the wind, save only a single layer of cloth. Without undies. I’m just curious as to how many of you do as well, and how often. Especially women. With photographic proof.

OK, that last bit’s purely voluntary but if you feel the need then you know the address.

Go ooooooonnnn!

Also today

There was a big parade and so on in London(and Europe, I believe) to mark the end of WWII. I was channel-hopping around and caught some of the info stuff on BBC1. Apparently the first allied troop to set foot on Jersey after the Nazis buggered off was one Ronald McDonald.

I’d never recognise him from the old photo they showed (no daft shoes or big red nose), but hasn’t he done well since then?

Apologies in advance

If it chucks it down with rain today in the Bradford area, it’s all my fault. I meant to wash my duvet yesterday so I could put it out to dry and I forgot. So I popped it in the wash this morning instead… and then gathered that we’re due for thunder storms and torrential rain.

Bugger.

New toys

Seeing as Anni was too pissed (see yesterday’s comments) to spot the ******* huge graphic above, I’ll detail the additions to the page. One is the aforementioned big blue box with a yellow and green border right at the top of the ******* page which is sooooo hard to see. It lets you know what I’m listening to on Winamp, and is supplied by SigAmp. They do versions for about 6 different media players.

Further down on the left, I’ve added a proper RSS feed to go with the Atom one (see the subscribe section) courtesy of FeedBurner. This’ll mean knack all to most of you – and in fact to me – but some people have asked for it so there you go.

Finally, right at the bottom of the left section is a little map that details bloggers near my location. This one courtesy of FeedMap.

That text message

OK, it’s been asked for and I said I’d post it. Anni’s shitfaced text message from Friday night:

I am very very drunk, waiting 4 bus home. I have a blow up guitar.

Yes. Well. Thanks for that. How utterly random.

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